hi my name is jen and if I haven’t forgotten to sign my artwork before I scan it then it’s probably a fake

Tags: every time

moriartyisking:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

As someone who has worked at this this park I can clearly state that people will spend a lot of money to see the fucking weird plants.

I remember going here as a child and just being generally unnerved. The texture of the trees’ bark is very thin, and reminded me of the texture of skin waaaay too much.

moriartyisking:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

As someone who has worked at this this park I can clearly state that people will spend a lot of money to see the fucking weird plants.

I remember going here as a child and just being generally unnerved. The texture of the trees’ bark is very thin, and reminded me of the texture of skin waaaay too much.

(via nightween)

redreblogging:

j-a-s-u:

Sugar Aquarelle, here’s a very simple tutorial as I promised, hope it’s helpful. ^u^

Oooo I need to try this.

!!!

Wait also, if you’re displaying guns on a wall would you really put clips in them? Is that a thing? I feel like it shouldn’t be.

Tags: fuck comics

I am coloring something and the artist drew a gun with a laser sight on it, only the laser sight is blocked by a sticky-uppy bit (the front sight probably) and I’m VERY UPSET about this.

I get the same way about unrealistic armor actually I’m no fun at all if your armor could kill you on accident I get anxious and I need you to stop that always

But like also this gun is probably for someone who is 7 feet tall and made of muscles, which I am totally fine with.

ungoliantschilde:

Here is some artwork by Paul Pope in Black and White.

(via swrd-play)

Sarah to Dave: I could shave you a little.

Morgan to me: I want a carpet made out of your hair.

Do you want me to jam my headless hippo into the rectangular slot?

worstwizard:

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